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Post by Ryan on Feb 25, 2014 22:10:45 GMT
I thought we might need a little place to post the Amusing Adverts that pop up on the forum.
"The Top 6 Things You Need To Know About Cat Urinary Infections"
Hmm...
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Post by Ross on Feb 26, 2014 9:12:36 GMT
What are they?! I must know!!!
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Post by Liam on Feb 26, 2014 14:41:18 GMT
theres banner ads at the top and bottom of most pages, they serve to keep the forum free-to-host, so yeah. thats pretty much all the TOS will permit me to say.
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Post by piper on Feb 26, 2014 15:48:33 GMT
"Dachshund Sacrifices Life and Saves Men From Bear"
Really? I must buy a Dachshund as we have a lot of bears in Kings Langley. I've never trusted bears.....
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Post by Ryan on Feb 26, 2014 16:28:25 GMT
I wouldn't want to risk being sacrificed...
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Post by Ross on Feb 26, 2014 19:44:32 GMT
"Dachshund Sacrifices Life and Saves Men From Bear" Really? I must buy a Dachshund as we have a lot of bears in Kings Langley. I've never trusted bears..... Your right to distrust bears, its been scientifically proven that 47% of used car salesmen are in fact bears in disguise.....
Also I might be a tad sceptical about the spin on that headline "Man runs away while Bear munches Dachshund" might be closer to the truth, after all Dachshund's are not known for their speed and you only need to be quicker than the slowest thing running from a bear......
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Post by Ryan on Feb 26, 2014 20:22:56 GMT
"Dog sacrifices innocent's life to the God of the Hunt, to save man."
is what I read...
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Post by Trev on Feb 27, 2014 13:07:51 GMT
I got one...... Ikea Monkey Ruled Not Child by Canadian Judge didn't get time to read it but guess you guys will fill me in
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Post by piper on Feb 27, 2014 13:45:18 GMT
Apparently, Trev, a Canadian judge has ruled that a monkey from Ikea is not legally considered a child.
Hope that helps.
Pete
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Post by Ross on Feb 27, 2014 17:32:33 GMT
But he was wearing a coat! That makes him people by any definition.
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Post by Ryan on Feb 27, 2014 18:01:22 GMT
they share 98% of the same DNA, thats more people than not
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Post by Ross on Feb 28, 2014 8:57:57 GMT
Yes Ryan however bananas share 50% of their DNA with humans which by that definition makes them more human than not. Hence my much more accurate assessment of what constitutes people. Trust me I'm a zoologist.
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Post by Ryan on Mar 1, 2014 0:53:27 GMT
ah but bananas are also 50% NOT human, so don't count.
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Post by Ross on Mar 3, 2014 20:44:13 GMT
Very well then I refer you to the fruit fly which shares 51% of its DNA with Humans.
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Post by Ryan on Mar 4, 2014 0:11:48 GMT
Well you've got me there... I tried to find a witty answer but all the internet could offer me was:
" Shock, horror, 50% of people have below average IQ! *...* Fruit flies like a banana!"
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